I hope that at least one of you remembers this old post, What Facebook Has Taught Me, because I sure never thought I’d have an update to it! I was scrolling through Facebook while watching The Bachelor (because I have no shame/I really don’t know why I watch shit TV). I had to check my Facebook five… Read More You Can’t Make This Shit Up
Crickets and I have a love/hate relationship. As in, I love to hate them. Almost exactly a year ago, I wrote about a cricket problem. The noise was everywhere, haunting me. I stalked the crickets for days before my shoe finally found them. After they were gone, I could still hear them in my head.… Read More Crickets, Meet Your Maker
I don’t particularly like shaking people’s hands. Especially people of the masculine, penis-wielding persuasion. See, believe it or not, there are still people who find it unnecessary to wash their hands after using the bathroom. Can’t fathom how anyone could be that ignorant/disgusting/stupid. Not washing your hands is never okay, but it’s somewhat forgivable for a woman.… Read More Sir, Did You Just Touch Your Penis?
Situation: Monday morning, my alarm is being obnoxious. What I should do: Get up and get ready for work. What I really do: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Situation: Just finished eating dinner, followed by 6 pieces of Hershey’s Bliss, and some chips. What I should do: Have an apple, then brush my teeth and stop eating immediately. What I really do: Say,… Read More These Situations
Did you know that you can start to feel old at the ripe old age of 22? In a few months, I’ll be 25, but I feel like I’m going on 50. I know, I know, you want to tell me to shut my pie hole and be happy that I’m still in my twenties. I… Read More What Was I Gonna Say?
Here are some tips and tricks I just KNOW you can’t live without. OR…here’s my pathetic attempt at covering up that I have absolutely nothing to write about today. Umm…yup. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Keep your cheeks clenched at all times: Ladies, I’m sure we all lose several strands of hair every time we shampoo. Some of those… Read More Useless Tips And Tricks
It’s official, I’m a bug magnet. I am always, ALWAYS the first one to notice if there’s a bug in the room. I don’t know…I figure God knows just how much I love bugs, so he always puts them in my path. You know, it’s that whole God-has-a-sense-of-humor thing. We all know cockroaches exist, and… Read More This Will Probably Bug You