I’m going to pretend that I haven’t been neglecting this blog for the last two months, and just jump right into what’s wrong with it. Has anyone else been having issues with WordPress? If I go straight to my home page, it shows me as NOT being logged in. But if I type in http://www.wordpress.com, then I am signed in, no problem. When I go to read someone else’s blog, 50% of the time, it shows me as NOT signed in. The little bar at the top is non-existent, and when I try to sign in through the comments section, it gives me an error message, “Sorry, your comment could not be posted.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK? Is it because I’ve neglected my blog for so long? Do I no longer deserve to be able to read, like or comment on other posts? Is it just me, or has this been happening to you too? I hope it’s happening to you too. It’s so annoying! How am I supposed to get inspired, when I can’t even be properly logged in? Damn you, WordPress. You son of a fucking blog.
Anyway, I have some news to share. But I feel like that deserves its own, less boring post, so I’ll save that for some other time. My news is both exciting and annoying, fun and scary, and a tad bit surprising. And I don’t think I know what I’ve gotten myself into. Bit of a cliffhanger, huh? Oh, you don’t care? That’s…fine.
I predict that approximately 1.5 bloggers will stumble upon this craptastic post. That’s 5 minutes of your life you’ll never get back. You’re welcome. (I’m sorry.)
~Lily~
~Don't Quote Lily~ 
Sorry but I haven’t been having any problems with WordPress. As to your surprise . . . Could it be a baby surprise or is my guess off base.
Off base, at least to my knowledge. Lol.
Nope. No WordPress issues on my end, either. Maybe WordPress is mad at you for ignoring it? 😉
Yup, that must be it. Damn you, WordPress!
I’m getting some problems with it – just annoying stuff that doesn’t make any sense
Yeah, right now, I was logged in looking at my dashboard, but as soon as I opened up my own post, it showed me as logged out! Tried replying and it gave me error message. So now I can’t even reply to my own comments from within the post itself. Unbelievable!
Swear at the screen – nothing changes but you will feel a tad better
Yup, that helps, lol.
I had issues with the notifications for a while. It would light up orange but every time I clicked it it refused to load. Luckily it seems to have gone away but at random times, annoying problems like this happen. I also guess that because you haven’t been around as much, it’s just messing with you. Like, “oh you’re not gonna be a good regular blogger? Well let’s see how much crap you can handle!”
I want to know what your surprise is! I was gonna say wedding but then I realized you already mentioned that months ago so this must be something new. 😉
Ugh, it’s so random and annoying! I can’t even reply to comments from within my OWN POST! I have to do it through the notification tab on top when I’m in the Reader. Otherwise I’m not logged in!
And nope, no wedding, lol. I plan to post next week, 😉
so you are mad at the web and you’re taking it out on us readers with a teaser message? you working for one of the major networks now? showing off you commercial writing skills?
Yup. Lol.
Nope, no problems here. Unless you’re talking about that mutual lack of inspiration. Maybe your blog is mad at you? Have you tried to appease it with a ritual sacrifice?
Now I’m off to read your news . . . are you pregnant? 😉
Lol, I figured most people would guess pregnancy. Not that I know of, just you. 🙂