Skinny jeans are a part of life. You see them everywhere. Well, I guess you wouldn’t find them in a hardware store, but basically, they are everywhere. When I went shopping in Puerto Rico, I couldn’t find a single pair of jeans that was not skinny. I mean, hey, what is that about? What if a person isn’t skinny? What are they supposed to wear? How about marketing some fat jeans? Skinny biased jeans. *Shaking my head* I only just started wearing skinny jeans a few months ago. It would appear that whenever something becomes popular, the rebel in me shies away from that something. I joined facebook years after everyone else had, and I got my first smartphone years later too. Me, always the last one to try something.
Here’s the problem with skinny jeans. Aside from being biased, they are also a pain in the ass. Sure, they’re popular, they look great with boots, and they’re easy to find in stores. But how about when you’ve got skinny jeans and big feet? According to skinny jeans, any size bigger than a 7 means big feet. When you put them on, it’s a wee bit of a challenge. There’s no way to go in other than feet first. Takes a few seconds, but once they’re on, you’re all happy with your sexy self. Until it’s time to take them off. You shake your way out of them, sliding them lower and lower until you get to your giant feet. If you’re wearing socks, you need to take them off first. Or maybe not, because there’s no way they’ll survive the skinniness of the skinny jeans anyway. You hop a little, you tug and you stretch, you huff and you puff, and finally, FINALLY…you’re free. And then…you have to do the other leg. Ugh. It’s quite a workout. Damn you skinny jeans.
Haha, wow…did I really just write that and pass it off for a post? Hmm…yup, I guess I did. Well, you’ll just have to excuse me. My mind is still on Puerto Rico time and weather. These wintry conditions are not suitable for decent or entertaining blogging. I know I shouldn’t complain, as many of you have been freezing your butts off all winter long. But it’s my blog and so I will complain. HA! Okay, this is getting ridiculous. So, yeah…bye.