Officer: Sir, are you okay?
Chad: Oh, hey officer. Yeah, I’m fine. Got wasted as hell, so I thought I’d sleep it off. Peace out, bro.
Officer: Sir, you’re operating a vehicle inebriated?
Officer: Drunk, sir, you’re driving drunk.
Chad: Oh, no, not at all. Do you see my car moving? Are you drunk officer? You should be careful with those donuts.
Officer: Sir, I’m gonna need you to get out of the vehicle.
Chad: Na, it’s cool. I’d rather just sleep it off. In another hour, I’ll be good as new..
Officer: Sir, please unlock the door.
Chad: Let a brother sleep, yo!
Officer: Sir, please respect the law and exit this vehicle.
Chad: Dude, I couldn’t be respecting the law any more. I pulled over so as to NOT accidentally kill anyone in my drunken stupor. If that’s not respect, I don’t know what is.
Officer: Please call me Officer Cockson, not dude.
Chad: Alright Mr Cock, I’m tired…do you mind?
Officer: This is your final warning. Please exit the vehicle.
Chad: Only if you’ll call it a car.
Officer: I’m warning you, sir.
Chad: Honestly, who calls people “sir” anymore?
Officer: Okay then. I’m writing out a ticket for operating a vehicle inebriated and for refusing to comply. License and registration, please.
Chad: Whatever dude, if it’ll make you leave any faster. You’ll leave me alone, right?
Officer: License and registration.
Chad: Jeeze, so serious. Where is that shit anyway…ahh, here you go.
Officer: *writes up ticket* Here you are, Randy. I suggest you call a friend to come pick you up.
Chad: I suggest you find a girlfriend and lighten up. With all due respect, Mr Cock man.
Officer: It’s Cockson. You’re lucky you caught me on a good day. And I’ve already exceeded my quota.
Chad: Lucky me. You’ve been sweet as pie.
Officer: Right. Have a safe evening, Randy. I hope this won’t happen again.
Chad: Don’t worry…what are the chances you’ll catch me next time?
Officer: *walks away shaking his head*
Chad: *looks at the ticket and thinks to himself* Man, my brother Randy is gonna kill me. I’ll just leave this little ticket in the glove compartment…he’ll find it eventually.
I wrote this ages ago, and was saving it for a rainy day. Well, it’s not raining, but I keep trying to write and it’s just frustrating me, so here you go. This isn’t spectacular or anything, but it’s Monday…are Mondays ever spectacular?
Lol! Randy is going to be pissed lol. Happy Monday Lily
Haha, yup. Thanks, same to you!
Got to love brothers 😀
I know, right. 😀
My older brother did that to me with a speeding ticket. It was when I was arrested for an outstanding warrant for that ticket when I found out. Brotherly love at its finest.
Really? Man, that sucks! Gotta love brothers, right? 😉
This sort of reminds me of Sweet Valley High when one sister takes out the other sisters car and uses her license when she gets pulled over. I would not be a happy camper at all.
I know, that would really suck! Randy should kick Chad’s ass, lol. 😉
Seriously. I would. :p
LMAO I love it. You’re too funny Lilly. I can see it happening.
Haha, thanks! That could happen, and probably has! 😉
Had me laughing. Lily! Great story – you’ve gotta love brothers! 🙂
I’m glad, thanks! Yup, brothers are awesome. 😉
The ending was genius. Also, you’re right in that Mondays are rarely ever spectacular. I commend you on even getting a post up! As you can see, I just decided to let it pass by without posting anything. So good job! 😉
Thanks! I knew I’d end up posting this eventually, it’s been sitting for ages. Can’t blame you for not posting. I just have this made up schedule, where I feel like I have to post on Mondays… I know I don’t have to but I try to. 🙂