I have an idea that is pure genius. Well, genius compared to some of my other ideas, but in the grand scheme of things, it’s just wonderful. Okay, it’s pretty good. Alright, it’s actually quite lame. Shut up.
I’ve discovered a healthier way to stuff my face eat candy. Yeah, you heard me. I love me some Hershey’s Bliss. I love them a little too much. I’d usually grab a few dozen pieces from the kitchen and take them with me to the living room, where I’d slowly devour each piece. Then I’d end up getting a few more pieces. Sometimes, I’d just bring the whole bag with me. What can I say, I have no willpower.
So I’ve come up with a simple solution to this problem. I’m turning my candy habit into exercise. My new plan is to only get ONE piece of chocolate at a time. If I want another piece, (which DUH, I always want more) then I’ll have to burn a few calories going back and forth. Sure, it’s not a marathon, but at least I’ll be moving around. That counts as exercise. Yes it does. Shut up.
It’s possible that I may lose count and go over the serving size. (Oh, how awful.) It’ll be okay though because I’ll be exercising, DUH. I can probably eat the whole bag of Hershey’s Bliss in a day! Oh my God, I’m gonna eat the whole bag in a day. Perhaps this isn’t one of my better ideas. Screw it! I’m gonna stick with my plan and pretend it’s perfectly healthy. After all, ignorance is bliss. And speaking of Bliss…