This post is going to be totally random. My whole blog is random, so really, this shouldn’t come as a surprise. (Basically, I don’t know what to write about today. I have quite a few incomplete drafts. I need to work on those.)
FACT: I brush my teeth more than necessary because it’s the only way to stop myself from eating candy or junk food. I have a serious problem. Sometimes, I even have candy for breakfast. I’m also obsessed with gum; I always have at least 3 packs in my purse.
FAMILY: In Friday’s post, I mentioned something funny my mom had said. I thought I’d do something similar and share two other family funnies.
My mom was looking at a coworker’s picture of her cute little puppy. (Keep that in mind…it’s a puppy.) My mom turns to her coworker and says, “Aww! What a cute little INDIAN!” It took her a few seconds before she realized what she had said.
Mom, dad, and my brother and I were SOMEWHERE. (Damned if I remember.) All I know is the place had an echoing problem. Mom was talking (loudly), and my dad goes to her, “Shh, lower your voice. This place echoes. I can still hear what you said 10 minutes ago.”
GRATITUDE: I was recently nominated for two awards. (I know, again! What do you see in me?) So I wanted to show my gratitude. Thank you dockfam for nominating me for the Beautiful Blogger award, and thank you Jodi for nominating me for the You Make Me Shine award. Much appreciated!
You guys are awesome. And really, thank you to everyone who reads this nonsense of a blog. I’m not going to follow the rules though. (Which, according to the original rules, means I don’t deserve shit.) I’ve done a few awards posts recently and well, it’s kind of exhausting. Now, don’t get mad. I appreciate the nominations (seriously, I do), but I’m starting to understand why some people think the awards resemble spam/chain letters. Although many people deserve these awards, it’s not easy choosing 15 bloggers at a time. 1 to 3 people would have been more reasonable. Wouldn’t it be more special if awards were harder to come by? By nominating 15 people every time, we pretty much ensure that the awards go around and around, and rinse and repeat. *Shrugs* I love you, don’t hate me.
PAST: There’s nothing more random than posting a baby picture for no reason.
RIGHT NOW: There’s a fucking cricket in my bedroom. It’s been there since yesterday, but I only JUST realized what that awful noise was. It’s hiding in the AC. I need it dead.
TRANSLATION: “Wife” translated in spanish is “esposa.” ESPOSAS is also the word for handcuffs. Interesting, isn’t it? Like, what the hell is that about?
THE END. Sorry this was so lame. I’ll work on that. But they say some things are just incurable.